Best roasts for your siblings?
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What are siblings for if not to (playfully) roast them? Here are some truly savage burns for brothers and sisters:
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- “You’re as useless as the ‘g’ in lasagna.”
- “Your face looks like mashed potatoes.”
- “Hey, I found your nose. It was in my business!”
- “I was here before you.”
- “If you were a spice, you’d be flour.”
- “You’re the type of person to trip over a banana peel.”
- “You might be older, but you’re not wiser.”
- “You’re proof that God has a sense of humor.”
- “Are you a lobster? Then why are you being so shellfish?”
- “You’re the reason why they put warning labels on everything.”
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