Give me the best roast lines for bullies!
I have bullies at my school and I NEED some better roast lines than 'your mom'!! Please help!! Make them brutal, but not too "inappropriate" for school. THANK YOUUU!
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Man, bullies are the worst. More than anything, bullies want to know their dumb, pathetic behavior has an effect on people, so a response that communicates what they've said was actually quite lame may get them to lay off. Try using these (mostly harmless) roast lines against them. They'll hopefully help you exit the interaction, rather than escalate it:
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- I know you're miserable on the inside, but do you really have to make me miserable, too?
- I can't wait to no longer be talking to you.
- I'd love to chat, but I've got to be literally anywhere else right now.
- I really wish you had a mute button.
- I know you'll go far in life. I just hope you stay there.
- These are the best years of your life. Enjoy them.
- You seem to really enjoy talking to me. Am I your best friend?
- You've got a lot more to worry about than me.
- I'm begging you, get a hobby.
Kids are often given the advice to just ignore the bully or walk away, but these things don’t typically work out well. Programs that research what actually reduces bullying behavior tells us that what works best is a short verbal comeback. This should be something that communicates that what the bully said didn’t bother you or was just plain dumb. It helps even more if you also have the body language and gestures to support what you say.
For example, your response may be a simple “Whatever…” while you roll your eyes. You might shrug your shoulders and say “So what?” or “Who cares?” or even “Was that supposed to be funny?” Responses like this take the fun out of teasing for the bully and leave them feeling like what they did was lame. It is important to still walk away after this response. But, having first made this kind of statement lets the bully know they can’t get to you. It makes it less likely they will come after you in the future.
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For example, your response may be a simple “Whatever…” while you roll your eyes. You might shrug your shoulders and say “So what?” or “Who cares?” or even “Was that supposed to be funny?” Responses like this take the fun out of teasing for the bully and leave them feeling like what they did was lame. It is important to still walk away after this response. But, having first made this kind of statement lets the bully know they can’t get to you. It makes it less likely they will come after you in the future.
comebacks like "Mhm, that's great, but I want to go live my live" and "Thats great no one cares" will make them FURIOS
its great
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its great
I got u >:3 I have 3 good roasts for you 1: your as useless as "ueue' in queue. 2: roses are red, monsters are green, look in a mirror and u will see what I mean. 3: I love your hair, how did you get it to come out your nose like that? HEHEHEHEHHE I hope you like these >:3333
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1. You have a face that would make onions cry.
2. I look at you and think, “Two billion years of evolution, for this?”
3. I am jealous of all the people who have never met you.
4. I consider you my Sun. Now, please get 93 million miles away from here.
5. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
6. You’re not simply a drama queen/king. You’re the whole royal family.
7. I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
8. You are the human version of cramps.
9. You haven’t changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
10. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on Earth.
11. Oh, sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
12. I’d smack you, but I’m against animal abuse.
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2. I look at you and think, “Two billion years of evolution, for this?”
3. I am jealous of all the people who have never met you.
4. I consider you my Sun. Now, please get 93 million miles away from here.
5. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
6. You’re not simply a drama queen/king. You’re the whole royal family.
7. I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
8. You are the human version of cramps.
9. You haven’t changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
10. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on Earth.
11. Oh, sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
12. I’d smack you, but I’m against animal abuse.
If someone says 'You need to go take a shower and touch grass.' You say: 'You're not a bully, you're the one person who admits your needs and wants to other people, such as what you have JUST said.'
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If your bully calls you dumb fire back with, "You clearly only have 2 brain cells, and they are both fighting for 3rd place!"
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I got one for you roses are red violets are blue someone in the world doesn't care about you
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okay so whenever bullies start yapping to me I interrupt them and I say one of two things:
"Your butt must be jealous of all the crap that comes out of your mouth."
"You know, when you talk I can actually see your one brain cell pinging around in your head like the Windows screen saver."
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"Your butt must be jealous of all the crap that comes out of your mouth."
"You know, when you talk I can actually see your one brain cell pinging around in your head like the Windows screen saver."
i have some cool roasts too! i dunno if its corny or cheesy but hope it helps!
1. Roses are red, violets are blue
sugar is sweet, so are you!
but the roses are wilted, the violets dead
the sugar bowl is empty, just like your head.
2. Roses are red violets are blue
when god was distributing brains to humans,
I guess they forgot about you.
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1. Roses are red, violets are blue
sugar is sweet, so are you!
but the roses are wilted, the violets dead
the sugar bowl is empty, just like your head.
2. Roses are red violets are blue
when god was distributing brains to humans,
I guess they forgot about you.
If you got a bully just say this roses are red violets are blue life is short and so are you🤣🤣🤣 hehehehe
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tell them THIS >:3 "Roses are red,
violets are blue.
'You are beautiful',
your imaginary tells you.
We all know,
you want friends.
So I’ll tell you the truth,
since nobody asked you...
Even your imaginary friends said,
"'We’re leaving you.'
Now please go back to that imaginary clue.
Even your shadow is saying 'who are you?'
Take a hint and find a seat, boo.
it’s time to stop, I'm sure we're through.
Just like your friends, you’re looking see-through."
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violets are blue.
'You are beautiful',
your imaginary tells you.
We all know,
you want friends.
So I’ll tell you the truth,
since nobody asked you...
Even your imaginary friends said,
"'We’re leaving you.'
Now please go back to that imaginary clue.
Even your shadow is saying 'who are you?'
Take a hint and find a seat, boo.
it’s time to stop, I'm sure we're through.
Just like your friends, you’re looking see-through."
Yes. You can say this: "Bro SYBAU. You so ugly even Hello Kitty said Bye Bye. Now go get a job."
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Pull out your phone get on goggle maps and when they asked what your doing or try to say "are you calling your mommy" or some roast just say "no I'm looking for who asked for your opinion."
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LoL like that was awesome that was fire like nobody asked for your opinion
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Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. I suffer from I-don't-care-itis, which makes me prone to not hear losers.
Sorry, what was that? I don't speak idiot. (for when you can't hear the insult)
You're like an olive. Short, bitter, and a choking hazard.
If opposites attract, I hope you find someone smart, kind, and beautiful.
If "ugly" was a glass of water, you'd be the Pacific.
Thank you, I take that as a compliment. Especially coming from hypocrites like you.
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Sorry, what was that? I don't speak idiot. (for when you can't hear the insult)
You're like an olive. Short, bitter, and a choking hazard.
If opposites attract, I hope you find someone smart, kind, and beautiful.
If "ugly" was a glass of water, you'd be the Pacific.
Thank you, I take that as a compliment. Especially coming from hypocrites like you.
me personally if someone said this (above) to me, I would've just stopped existing
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Favourite of all time: with the amount of talking you do to me, you'd think you have a crush on me...(Insert physical flirting here). Works every time.
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Everything you eat will always be the Fried part you so fat you got kicked out of math class for trying to eat the pie chart
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is that all you got and start listing insults and stop in the middle and say shall I go on
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Say you need to ask someone for help. Because bullies always bully because it makes them feel good about themselves. Ask them what is happening and help them.
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try using "bro even a gelatinous cube has more backbone than you like stfu." hope this helps lol
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i have some cool roasts too! i dunno if its corny or cheesy but hope it helps!
1. Roses are red, violets are blue
sugar is sweet, so are you!
but the roses are wilted, the violets dead
the sugar bowl is empty, just like your head.
2. Roses are red violets are blue
when god was distributing brains to humans,
I guess they forgot about you.
3.You’re so ugly you’d make a Happy Meal cry!
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1. Roses are red, violets are blue
sugar is sweet, so are you!
but the roses are wilted, the violets dead
the sugar bowl is empty, just like your head.
2. Roses are red violets are blue
when god was distributing brains to humans,
I guess they forgot about you.
3.You’re so ugly you’d make a Happy Meal cry!
Bro the first one the one that says roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet so are you but the roses are wilted the violets are dead the Sugar Bowl was empty just like your head that one was beautiful it made me shed a tear don't listen to the haters it's awesome that was beautiful thank you for the inspiration
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It's completely fine to find them mean. I mean.. they are comebacks for the insults thrown BY mean people. But it's optional to use them. I just gave them. Have a good day!
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See that's where you're wrong two wrongs can make a right it's like saying take two left on McDowell Road and then take a right🤣
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If you have a bully just say this to them you're so fat you take up the entire School🤣
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Hey if you're bully is your teacher and they're mean to you say this my sugar bowl at home is empty because it's empty but yet your teacher and yet your head is as empty as my sugar bowl at home
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well. I suffer from bullies as well. I understand. if they call you a bish or something like that, say: It takes one to know one!
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u sould say roses r red violets r blue sugar is sweet just like u but the roses r wilted the violets r dead the sugar bowls empty just like u
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You have to let them rant then say with the most concerned face you can muster, say are you ok? idk if that will help but in my experience that usually shuts them up
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Then just look at them up and down then leave or just don’t make eye contact.hope this helped.🤗
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if somebody tries to roast you in public you would usually roast them back but do not do this. it will give the bully exactly what they want. instead you should look them strait into the eyes for a few seconds then say "sorry could you repeat yourself i did'nt quite catch that then they will need to repeat there joke therefore killing the humour then you look into their eyes once again for a second or two and say "is that suppist to be funny?" then they will be exposed and emmbarast and you take the dub!!! no need to thank me :)
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Hey if you have a bully and they want to date you say this was a red virus that blue if I wanted to date trash I want to come to you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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just say I know what you are but who am I and if they say something rude to you again just say it again I know who you are but who am I and if they say something like what you just said was lame then say oh I'm late gotta go but can we hurry this up and if they try fighting you just say uh....... no thanks I don't do that cuz fighting is lame and I don't get what the point of fighting is.
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