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Funny roasts for someone with glasses

03/24/26 8:49pm
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Dev Murphy
Dev Murphy
wikiHow Staff
03/24/26 8:50pm
If you want something a little more unique than just "four eyes," we've got some hysterical roasts for people who wear glasses. Give your bespectacled bud a good-natured ribbing with some of these burns:
  • "Love those glasses. Now most of your face is covered!"
  • "Your glasses are so foggy, they need windshield wipers."
  • "I love your Coke bottles!"
  • [While holding your index finger and thumb out to form an "L" shape] "Hey four-eyes, how many fingers am I holding up?"
  • "It's hipster o'clock!"
  • "Are you collecting data for Google Earth?"
  • "Hey, Harry Potter, where's your wand?"
Just be careful teasing folks with glasses: while some people take playful roasts in stride, others may take offense. Be sure to only tease people you know won't mind, and stop if anyone seems upset or hurt.
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