Q&A for How to Comebacks for Haters

You could say, "Are you obsessed with me or do you like me, because you can't seem to leave me alone?"

You could respond with, "Thanks, I'm glad I don't smell like you," or "Why are you literally sticking your nose in my business?"

You can say, "Um, okay, but I don't really care." If you want to be more assertive, you could add, "How about you waste your time on someone who's not smarter than you?" or "Maybe then you could actually win something in your life—an argument."

You can respond with, "I guess you're not interested in understanding my point of view," and then walk away.

You can respond with, "I did, but it seems your brain may not have comprehended that."

You should sincerely apologize and then move on with your day. If they choose to continue being difficult, you can ignore their behavior.

You could say, "Does it take all of your brain power to be mean, or are you naturally stupid when it comes to everything?"

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You could respond with, "I'm minding my own business; perhaps you should mind yours."

You can respond sarcastically with, 'And you're the smartest baby, okay?' then laugh and add 'yeah right' to emphasize your dismissive tone.

You can respond with, "At least I'm funny," and then walk away with your head held high without looking back.

Respond with "FYI: It's a free country" or "And I should care what you think because...?"

You could try responding with, "Congratulations, you've just won the award for Most Unwanted Advice!"

Do not attempt to change them, as they are unlikely to alter their behavior. Instead, focus on your own peace and well-being.

You could respond with, "Sorry, I don't talk to garbage." If that doesn't work, you might try saying, "I wasn't being disrespectful; I was just telling the truth."

You can say, "I don't listen to garbage," or "Maybe you should follow your own words."

You could say, "Did you escape from the zoo?" or "When was the last time you looked in a mirror? You have something really ugly on your face. Oh wait, it's just your face."

You could respond with "And slayers are going to slay" or "So why are you hating on me?"

You could say, "At least I don't always look like a giraffe" or "How's the weather up there?"

You could say, "It is beautiful, unlike yours," or "I know, it looks amazing today."

When you next pass them, you could whisper, "Well, at least I don't watch CoComelon," or another baby show.

You could respond with, "No, your brother is too much like you, and I find that disgusting." Alternatively, you might ask, "Where did you hear that from? The gossiper? Oh wait, last I checked, you were..."

Try saying, "Right back atcha!" This response suggests they are just as annoying as they claim you are.

Just simply interrupt them back. But not too much, a fight might break out. Just stop talking to them and say something like "Why are you interrupting me? I won't listen to you or talk to you because this isn't good for me or you" or " Say all you need to say right now so you won't need to interrupt me."

Say, "Oh I'm sorry, I think your hearings gone cuckoo! Well, suits your personality!"

Say "But that mess you make is POOP! Even worse it comes from your mouth! So clean it up yourself or if you are not potty trained get your mom to clean it for you."

You could say something like "I wouldn't be talking if I was you, honestly."

Offer them a compliment about what they said. Maybe that will soften their heart a little.

Say "At least I'm not an ugly, uneducated, immature rat! It's too bad you're one of the common crusty ones." This should leave them with nothing to say.

Say "Yes, I am a scaredy cat. Your face is so butt-ugly it's terrifying. Your face might as well become a Halloween mask!"