55 Hilarious Garage Sale Sign Ideas to Help You Sell Everything

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Plus, tips to create an eye-catching yard sale sign!

Co-authored by Bailey Cho

Last Updated: September 26, 2025 Fact Checked

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The Funniest Yard Sale Signs

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Eye-Catching Yard Sale Signs

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Creating a Good Sign

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FAQs

A funny yard sale sign can attract attention, showcase your sense of humor, and drive more people to your sale. That’s why we’re providing the ultimate list of funny yard sale signs to make everyone laugh and help you throw a successful event. We’ll also offer tips on creating an eye-catching sign that stands out against any background.

Funny Yard Sale Signs

Midlife Crisis Sale.
Classy Crap This Way.
Our crap could be YOUR crap.
We promise, it’s not haunted… yet.
SEX… just kidding. Garage sale ahead!
My Mom Purged: Hoarder’s Paradise Ahead.
All proceeds go toward my therapist’s new car.

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The Funniest Yard Sale Signs

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Get the giggles going with these hilarious yard sale signs. If you want to crack up everyone in the neighborhood (and drive traffic to your sale), the following signs are just for you. They’re sure to make people slam their brakes and do a double-take!^{[1]
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- All proceeds go toward my therapist’s new car.
- Almost as Cheap as Dumpster Diving.
- Bargains so good, they’re illegal (in some states).
- Buy my s*** so I can buy some more.
- Come find a treasure, or just laugh at my junk!
- Come get your “I don’t need it, but it’s so cheap” fix.
- Everything must go… including my sanity!
- Glamorous merchandise & fabulous crap for sale!
- Hello? Is it deals you’re looking for? *attach a Lionel Richie photo
- Hey, girl. Let’s go to this garage sale together. *attach a Ryan Gosling photo
- I am Batman, so Go to This Yard Sale.
- I Like Big Sales and I Cannot Lie!
- Is it a yard sale or a really inexpensive department store? Come and see for yourself!
- Just married. All his s*** must go.
- My Mom Purged: Hoarder’s Paradise Ahead.
- Nothing You Need. Everything You Want.
- OMG Becky, Look at Her Sale. It is So Big!
- Our loss is your gain (and your wallet’s loss).
- Take My Ex’s Stuff Yard Sale. It’s All Gotta Go… Just Like Him!
- Too much stuff, not enough space. Your problem now!
- Warning: May Contain Traces of Awesome.
- We have the things you didn’t know you needed.
- We promise, it’s not haunted… yet.
- We’re not hoarders… just collectors with bad timing.
- We’ve Got Gadgets and Gizmos a Plenty!
- Wife caught husband cheating. Everything must go!
- Yard Sale: Where the Good Stuff Goes to Die (and Get a New Home).
- “Life is like a yard sale. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
- “Our Husbands Are Making Us Sell Stuff” Yard Sale.

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Eye-Catching Yard Sale Signs

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These catchy yard sale signs will make everyone stop and stare. Even if someone is driving by quickly, these yard sale sign ideas will grab their attention. Here are some sharp, succinct, and unbelievably witty options:^{[2]
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- Bargains Galore!
- Best Best Best Best Best Best Junk Ever!
- Classy Crap This Way.
- Come buy our problems!
- Crap You May Need.
- Crap’s Gotta Go!
- Dead People’s Things for Sale.
- Don’t miss the savings!
- ERMAGERD a yerd serl!
- Everything You’ve Always Wanted!
- Garage Sale (FREE BEER).
- Going to Jail Sale.
- Grandpa Finally Died Sale.
- Great Deals Inside!
- GROJ SALE.
- Junk You Need!
- Midlife Crisis Sale.
- My Psycho Grandma’s Garage Sale.
- Our crap could be YOUR crap.
- Post Rapture Sale.
- Practically New (For a Price).
- Put Our Junk in Your Trunk!
- SEX… just kidding. Garage sale ahead!
- Super Spectacular Mega Awesome Incredible Yard Sale Ahead!
- Too Much Stuff Sale.
- We’ve got deals on deals on deals.

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How to Create a Good Yard Sale Sign

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Choose clear, bold, and easy-to-read fonts. Decorative fonts may look stylish, but they’re hard to read from a distance, especially if someone is driving by quickly. Instead, opt for sans-serif fonts, such as Arial, Futura, Helvetica, Lato, or Raleway. They don’t have the small strokes that are difficult to decipher. Consider a minimum font size of 4 inches for headlines and one inch for additional details.^{[3]
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- Make sure your letters are fully colored without any fading.
- Try to design your sign from the perspective of someone with weak vision.
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Clearly state the date, time, and location of your sale. Communicate this essential information at the top of your sign, in as few words as possible.^{[4]
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Expert Interview} For example, you could place “Yard Sale” or “Garage Sale” at the very top, followed by the address, date, and time. Keep your message short and simple to avoid confusing potential customers.^{[5]
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- Avoid cluttered layouts, leave enough space between words to prevent jumbled text, and use common abbreviations whenever possible.
- If space allows, you can briefly list the types of items for sale, such as vintage jewelry, kids' clothing, or home goods. However, don’t overshadow your headlines with unnecessary details.
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Include directional arrows to guide customers to your home. If your sale is off a main road or difficult to locate, place arrows or symbols at each turn along the way to reassure people they’re heading in the right direction. Drivers are supposed to read and react to road signs quickly, making this a helpful strategy for them.^{[6]
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- Alternatively, you could mention nearby landmarks if your address is hard to find.
- Position your signs strategically at key locations, such as the end of your street, nearby intersections, and major traffic arteries leading to your neighborhood.
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Select eye-catching color combinations to help your sign stand out. Bold, vibrant colors can enhance readability and make your sign more noticeable, especially if it’s in a busy area. Think about where you’re placing your signs so you choose colors that contrast with the background. Bright red and yellow, for example, stand out against a lawn in an urban landscape.^{[7]
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- Make sure your text stands out against the background, such as black text on white or neon pink paper.
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Use weatherproof materials to keep your sign from tearing or blowing away. You’ve worked so hard on creating your signs, so you want to make sure they don’t go to waste. Craft your sign out of corrugated plastic, or reinforce posterboard with lamination film or clear packing tape.^{[8]
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Research source} Use heavy-duty staples to ensure they stay attached to posts, and stake lawn signs in the ground to keep them upright.
- Always use permanent markers for any handwritten text.

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Frequently Asked Questions

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What makes the most money at a yard sale? According to certified professional organizer and senior move manager Marty Stevens-Heebner, SMM-C, CPO, “smaller objects, like office supplies, knick-knacks, and small kitchen things” are the most popular yard sale items.^{[9]
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Expert Interview} Costume jewelry, books, tools, vinyl records, clothing by the bag, “Americana” home decor, wooden furniture, retro toys and dolls, kid and baby clothing, antiques, and seasonal items also tend to perform well.^{[10]
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What should you not sell at a yard sale? While you can sell anything you want, it might be hard to sell electronics, stuffed animals, cosmetics, perfume, stuffed animals, helmets, and baby items, like car seats, cribs, and high chairs.^{[11]
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Research source} Most people also avoid purchasing used mattresses and bedding, items that are broken or have missing parts, and personal items, like underwear and socks.
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What’s the best day for a garage sale? Friday, Saturday, and Sunday are generally the best days, since that’s when most people can attend. Thursday can also be a good day, mostly because you won’t have much competition, but it depends on where you live and how much traffic passes by your house on weekdays.^{[12]
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- April, May, June, and September are considered the best months for garage sales.