The 32 Funniest Christmas Songs to Get Everyone Laughing

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Musician and vocal producer Montel Moore shares hilarious holiday tunes that are sure to become your favorites, too

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1 “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer” by Elmo & Patsy

2 “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” by Gayla Peevey

3 “All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth” by Spike Jones & His City Slickers

4 “Dominick the Donkey (The Italian Christmas Donkey)” by Lou Monte

5 “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)” by Alvin and the Chipmunks

6 “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” by Thurl Ravenscroft

7 “Snoopy’s Christmas” by The Royal Guardsmen

8 “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” by The Jackson 5

9 “Santa Baby” by Eartha Kitt

10 “I Got a Cold for Christmas” by The Ames Brothers

11 “Father Christmas” by The Kinks

12 “Hey Sis, It’s Christmas” by RuPaul featuring Markaholic

13 “Christmas Tree” by Lady Gaga and Space Cowboy

14 “Santa’s Lament” by Father Guido Sarducci

15 “Chanukah Song” by Adam Sandler

16 “Secret Santa” by Ana Gasteyer and Maya Rudolph

17 “Santa! Bring My Girlfriend Back” by The High Plains Drifters

18 “A Nonsense Christmas” by Sabrina Carpenter

19 “Funky Christmas” by Snoop Dogg & October London

20 “The Night Santa Went Crazy” by Weird Al Yankovic

21 “Redneck 12 Days of Christmas” by Jeff Foxworthy

22 “The Twelve Pains of Christmas” by Bob Rivers

23 “Santa Looked a Lot Like Daddy” by Brad Paisley

24 “Christmas at Ground Zero” by Weird Al Yankovic

25 “I’m Gettin Nuttin for Christmas” by Plain White T’s

26 “It’s Not Christmas ‘Til Somebody Cries” by Carly Rae Jepsen

27 “Present Face” by Garfunkel and Oates

28 “We’re Coming to Your Home” by The Three Stooges

29 “Things I Want” by Tenacious D, Sum 41

30 “California Christmastime” by the cast of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

31 “The Very First Christmas” by SpongeBob SquarePants

32 “Miss Fogarty’s Christmas Cake” by The Irish Rovers

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Last Updated: January 28, 2026 Fact Checked

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Christmas songs aren’t always super heartfelt and sincere—sometimes they’re completely goofy and laugh-out-loud funny! Luckily, we’ve compiled the ultimate list of silly Christmas tunes for you to jam out to at any time of year with help from musician and vocal producer Montel Moore. Whether the holiday season is actually upon you or you’re feeling the Christmas spirit way too early, these songs are sure to fill you with laughter and festive cheer!

What are the funniest Christmas songs?

Musician and vocal producer Montel Moore shares his favorite funny Christmas songs, which include:

• “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer” by Elmo & Patsy
• “Dominick the Donkey (The Italian Christmas Donkey)” by Lou Monte
• “I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” by Gayla Peevey
• “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)” by Alvin and the Chipmunks
• “Snoopy’s Christmas” by The Royal Guardsmen

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“Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer” by Elmo & Patsy

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   According to Moore, this is one of the funniest Christmas songs. This silly track is about a strangely festive accident and the premise of the song is pretty much all there in the title. The singer’s grandma gets unfortunately run over by one of Santa’s reindeer on Christmas Eve (probably because she had one too many eggnogs). The whole thing is totally chaotic and ridiculous, which makes it one of the funniest entries on this list!

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   Montel Moore is a singer-songwriter, musician, and vocal producer based in St. Louis, Missouri. He is also the co-founder of Family Music, a songwriting collective.
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“I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas” by Gayla Peevey

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1. This is another very funny Christmas song, says Moore. In this funny and kid-friendly song, a young girl has one very unusual Christmas wish for Santa: she wants a hippopotamus, and absolutely no other gift will do. The song is especially funny because the singer delivers her request so seriously. And, with its bouncy melody and silly lyrics, this classic tune will have everyone laughing.

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“All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth” by Spike Jones & His City Slickers

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1. This is another Christmas classic that features a young child with a unique Christmas request! The child in question just wants their two front teeth to grow in, so they can successfully say words with the letter “S” (like “sister Susie sitting on a thistle”). There are a few different versions of the song, but the one by Spike Jones & His City Slickers is especially hilarious. With its silly sound effects and exaggerated whistling on every “s,” it’s sure to crack people up.
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“Dominick the Donkey (The Italian Christmas Donkey)” by Lou Monte

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1. You’ve heard of Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen—but have you heard of Dominick, the Italian Christmas Donkey? If not, you should definitely check out this song by Lou Monte, which tells the story of a festive donkey who helps Santa deliver presents in Italy (because the reindeer can’t walk up the Italian hills). It’s filled with sleigh bells and the sounds of donkeys hee-hawing, which makes for a super silly listen! Moore agrees that it’s a pretty funny listen!

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“The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)” by Alvin and the Chipmunks

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   It’s pretty much impossible not to smile or giggle when you hear the high-pitched voices of Alvin and the Chipmunks singing a tune, and this is definitely the case for “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late).” The song also features some moments of spoken dialogue that are pretty darn funny! Moore agrees, citing it as one of the funniest Christmas songs!
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“You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” by Thurl Ravenscroft

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1. The Grinch is an iconic holiday tale, and this song about the titular character is undeniably hilarious. It goes through all the reasons why the Grinch is a terrible, villainous character, including some super funny insults. “You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel,” “you’ve got garlic in your soul,” and “your heart is full of unwashed socks” are some particularly silly standouts.

   • Tyler the Creator’s revamp of the song for the 2018 Grinch film is another equally funny option!

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“Snoopy’s Christmas” by The Royal Guardsmen

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1. Moore says that this is one of the funniest Christmas songs. Snoopy is the hilarious and iconic beagle from Charles Schulz’s Peanuts comics and Charlie Brown cartoons. The dog has a penchant for imagining himself as a fighter pilot in World War I, and this silly song details his aerial fight against his arch nemesis, the Red Baron, on Christmas Eve that ends in a truce.
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“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” by The Jackson 5

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1. This holiday classic tells the tale of a child sneaking downstairs on Christmas night only to see an incredibly shocking sight—their mom kissing Santa Claus himself! You’ve probably heard this one on tons of Christmas playlists before, but if you really stop and think about its premise, you can’t deny that it’s pretty darn funny.

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“Santa Baby” by Eartha Kitt

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1. Like the previous song, this one’s such a familiar classic that you might listen to it casually, without really noticing the humor of the lyrics. Eartha Kitt asks for a long list of luxurious and unrealistic Christmas gifts from Santa, like a brand-new light blue convertible and yacht, arguing that it isn’t really a lot to ask for, considering she’s been so good all year. We think this mindset is pretty iconic!
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“I Got a Cold for Christmas” by The Ames Brothers

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1. The holiday spirit isn’t the only thing in the air in December! Unfortunately, there’s usually some sort of cold going around, too, and unless you’re the luckiest person ever, you’ve probably had the misfortune to catch one around Christmastime. This silly song by The Ames Brothers is about exactly this situation!

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“Father Christmas” by The Kinks

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   If you’re looking for something with a bit more of an edge, definitely check out “Father Christmas” by The Kinks. This song is about a disgruntled mall Santa who loses the holiday spirit after being mugged by some teenagers in a department store. Just don’t play this track around any kids who want to keep the magic of Christmas alive!
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“Hey Sis, It’s Christmas” by RuPaul featuring Markaholic

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1. This energetic, upbeat RuPaul track is perfect for a particularly rowdy Christmas party. With RuPaul’s signature iconic delivery and hilarious one-liners (“Don that apparel so gay,” etc.), this one is sure to get some genuine laughs. Be forewarned, though—this one is meant for adult listeners, only!

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“Christmas Tree” by Lady Gaga and Space Cowboy

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1. Another upbeat song perfect for a celebration, “Christmas Tree” is a hilarious hidden gem from Gaga’s early discography. The track features a super danceable beat and tons of funny (and slightly dirty) Christmas puns, so it will definitely be a crowd pleaser. It’s definitely meant for an adults-only audience, though!
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“Santa’s Lament” by Father Guido Sarducci

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1. In this silly track, Father Guido Sarducci takes on the role of Santa himself and flips the script on Christmas. This time, he’s the one asking for some gifts and a little bit of recognition for all his hard work. Topping Santa’s list are some clothes that aren’t red, a car, and a nice sunny vacation. We think that’s only fair, considering what he goes through all year!

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“Chanukah Song” by Adam Sandler

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1. Adam Sandler is one of the funniest actors out there, so it’s no wonder that his holiday song is hilarious. In this silly tune, he comforts young Jewish kids who may be feeling left out because many of their classmates celebrate Christmas with the signature humor that Sandler is beloved for.
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“Secret Santa” by Ana Gasteyer and Maya Rudolph

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   Ana Gasteyer and Maya Rudolph are SNL veterans, so any Christmas song by them is bound to be a riot. This is definitely the case for “Secret Santa,” a chaotic and hilarious track about a woman who goes to Havana, Cuba to get her Secret Santa a gift, but ends up slipping on a banana peel and deciding to stay forever.

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“Santa! Bring My Girlfriend Back” by The High Plains Drifters

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1. This funny song tells the story of a man who has been indulging a bit too much in alcoholic beverages for the holiday season, so his frustrated girlfriend runs off with Santa Claus and plans to become Santa’s wife. It’s a pretty wild premise, so it’s bound to get you giggling!
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“A Nonsense Christmas” by Sabrina Carpenter

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1. Full of Sabrina’s signature humor and witty puns, “A Nonsense Christmas” is a funny (but also explicit!) track that is sure to make you laugh. If you end up loving it, you should definitely check out her Netflix Christmas special, “A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter,” for more of her silly festive humor!

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“Funky Christmas” by Snoop Dogg & October London

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1. In the chorus of this very funny (anti?) Christmas song, Snoop Dogg and October London proudly declare: “I don't want no Christmas, so don't bring me no d*mn trees, I don't want no Christmas, so you won't be getting no gifts from me.” It’s the perfect song if you’re not a fan of Christmas, or if you’re not quite feeling the holiday spirit for some reason this year!
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“The Night Santa Went Crazy” by Weird Al Yankovic

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1. This list features quite a few songs about Santa’s questionable behavior, but this track by Weird Al Yankovic definitely takes the cake. From the moment the song starts with Santa busting into the elves’ workshop like a “drunk, disgruntled Yuletide Rambo,” you know the song is going to take you on a wild and hilarious ride!

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“Redneck 12 Days of Christmas” by Jeff Foxworthy

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   This silly take on the classic Christmas Carol “The 12 Days of Christmas” swaps out the original lyrics for things like flannel shirts, mud tires, hunting dogs, cans of Spam, and a 12-pack of Bud Light. It’s pretty darn hilarious!
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“The Twelve Pains of Christmas” by Bob Rivers

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1. Another funny revamp of “The 12 Days of Christmas,” this song humorously lists all the annoyances and frustrations of the holiday season. From finding the Christmas tree to rigging up the lights to hangovers, bills, and facing the in-laws, this relatable holiday tune is definitely a gem.

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“Santa Looked a Lot Like Daddy” by Brad Paisley

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1. Originally by Buck Owens, this country Christmas song is sung from the perspective of a child who seems to be putting two and two together about this whole “Santa Claus” thing. Either Santa looks a whole lot like his dad, or something suspicious is going on here!
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“Christmas at Ground Zero” by Weird Al Yankovic

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1. This satirical holiday song imagines what Christmas would be like during a nuclear apocalypse (“The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing while the air-raid sirens blare”). Sure, it’s a little bit dark, but if that’s your kind of humor, this one’s definitely for you!

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“I’m Gettin Nuttin for Christmas” by Plain White T’s

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1. This song is sung from the perspective of an especially misbehaved child who’s ended up on Santa’s naughty list. From breaking his bat on another child’s head to hiding a frog in his sister’s bed, it’s clear this kid has been very, very bad this year! Because the song has been around for a super long time, there are tons of versions out there (including one by Shirley Temple), but we think the pop-punk version by Plain White T’s is especially silly.
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“It’s Not Christmas ‘Til Somebody Cries” by Carly Rae Jepsen

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1. Christmas can be a beautiful time for bonding, but it can also be the most stressful family gathering you’ve had all year (and sometimes, it’s both). “It’s Not Christmas ‘Til Somebody Cries” is a super relatable track that perfectly captures this vibe! From her family accidentally feeding her vegan boyfriend fish to her uncle making things awkward by talking politics, Carly Rae Jepsen totally nails the familial chaos of the holidays.

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“Present Face” by Garfunkel and Oates

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1. We’ve all received a Christmas gift that totally missed the mark and plastered a fake smile on our face while trying to hide our disappointment. This hilarious Christmas song is all about that universal moment! And, in our opinion, the lyrics capture it perfectly: “Your smile is frozen open, there’s a crazed look in your eye, you overflow with compliments while trying to deny, that you loathe the gift you opened…”
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“We’re Coming to Your Home” by The Three Stooges

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1. Performed with The Three Stooge’s signature slapstick humor, this song is all about another familiar part of the holidays: having unexpected guests. It totally captures the chaos and frustration of this experience, which makes it super silly and relatable.

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“Things I Want” by Tenacious D, Sum 41

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1. Jack Black is one of the most hilarious guys in the world, so it’s no surprise that a Christmas song by his rock band, Tenacious D, is so funny. It details an incredibly long and unrealistic wish list for Santa, including outlandish requests like a see-through jumpsuit, a robot pelican, all the Beetles’ copyrights, and to cut Florida off the map.
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“California Christmastime” by the cast of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

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1. Crazy-Ex Girlfriend was a super funny TV series that ran from 2015 to 2019, and this song from the show is definitely a gem. It goes through some of the funniest parts of celebrating Christmas in California, from 100-degree weather to a sun-tanned fake Santa who’s an employed stuntman when he’s not spreading Christmas cheer.

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“The Very First Christmas” by SpongeBob SquarePants

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1. The Christmas episode of SpongeBob SquarePants that aired in 2000 is a super nostalgic piece of holiday media for many people, and it also includes a super funny Christmas song! “The Very First Christmas” finds SpongeBob and his friends preparing to celebrate Christmas in Bikini Bottom for the very first time (and trying to get a grumpy Squidward into the Christmas spirit). Mr. Krab’s falsetto at the end is one of the song’s best moments!
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“Miss Fogarty’s Christmas Cake” by The Irish Rovers

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   Fruitcake is one of the most iconic Christmas desserts out there, yet it seems nearly impossible to find someone who actually likes it. This humorous song by The Irish Rovers pokes fun at this universal truth by telling the story of a neighbor’s infamous fruitcake. Everyone feels obligated to try the formidable dish, even though it seems pretty unappetizing:

   • “Miss Mulligan wanted to try it, but really it wasn't no use, for we worked in it over an hour, but a piece of it wouldn't come loose, till Kelly came in with a hatchet, and Murphy came in with a saw, but Miss Fogerty's cake had the power, for to paralyze any man's jaws!”

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