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I need some ridiculous ways to leave conversations

Kaiju_guy_13
Kaiju_guy_13
09/17/25 5:07pm
Make them as stupid or as odd as you'd like!
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Reem Edan
Reem Edan
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12/03/25 9:02pm
I would just say to point out something obvious! That's a great way to leave a conversation. Like, "I have to go to the bathroom for the sixth time. Bye!", or "I have to go to the bathroom. I have a weak bladder. Bye!"Being funny and abrupt tends to work great.
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WikiCloudTrader873
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03/24/26 3:41pm
I would lie and say that you have to go visit family members and they want to see you so you can't be on your phone at all
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