Are You a SpongeBob, Patrick, or Squidward?

Which of these classic underwater characters fits you best?

Our theory is that there are three types of people: there are the SpongeBobs, the Patricks, and the Squidwards.

Wondering which one you are? You're in the right place! Answer these questions, and we'll tell you which of these nautically iconic cartoon characters matches your personality.

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Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants huddled together.

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Questions Overview

1. What are you most proud of?
  1. My artistic talent
  2. My positive and hard-working personality
  3. My charm
  4. My sense of whimsy and fun
2. Would you say you're more of an introvert or an extrovert?
  1. Definitely more of an introvert
  2. Slightly more of an introvert
  3. Slightly more of an extrovert
  4. Definitely more of an extrovert
3. Which of these famous SpongeBob characters do you like most?
  1. Mr. Krabs
  2. Sandy Cheeks
  3. Plankton
  4. Gary
4. Choose an underwater scene:
  1. [Photo of a calm ocean, taken from just below the surface, with light streaming through]
  2. [Photo of a school of tiny fish swimming through a calm, murky ocean]
  3. [Photo taken from under the surface of a pitch-dark ocean, with a beam of sunlight streaming through the center]
  4. [Photo of the surface of the ocean from below, with a setting sun gleaming through]
5. If you were in the SpongeBob universe, where would you live?
  1. Inside of a shoe
  2. Inside of a guitar
  3. In an underwater tunnel
  4. Inside of a watermelon
6. Your house is on fire! You only have time to grab one thing to take with you before escaping (and don’t worry, your family, friends, and pets are already safe). What do you take?
  1. Nothing. :) As long as I have myself, my pets, and my friends, I have everything I need.
  2. A snack.
  3. I can't decide! I have too many wonderful things that I can't imagine living without!
  4. Something meaningful, like a piece of art I made or a favorite childhood toy.
7. Woohoo, you're adopting a new pet today! What do you choose?
  1. A cat
  2. A rock
  3. A clam
  4. No pets for me, thanks
8. You're home after a long day. What are you doing to unwind?
  1. Listening to music
  2. Watching my favorite funny TV show
  3. Reading a good book
  4. Sleeping
9. One of your buddies is going through a hard time. How do you support them?
  1. Try to talk through the problem to find a solution.
  2. Get them a present to cheer them up.
  3. Try to make them laugh.
  4. "Friends"?
10. Would you say you've been lucky in life?
  1. Yes, absolutely!
  2. No, I am a very tragic figure.
  3. I've literally never thought about it.
  4. I believe you make your own luck.

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SpongeBob SquarePants Fun Facts

Did you know...

  • SpongeBob is an '80s kid? While SpongeBob's age has been hotly debated, we actually do know his birthday, as it's printed on his driver's license when he fiiiiinally gets it: July 14, 1986.
  • Creator Stephen Hillenburg was a marine biologist? Yup! The iconic creator behind SpongeBob SquarePants was actually a marine biologist before making a career pivot to animation.
  • SpongeBob was originally called SpongeBoy—and he wasn't square? Hillenburg initially gave SpongeBob the moniker "SpongeBoy" and the character was drawn to look a little amorphous...like a real sea sponge. But eventually, Hillenburg was inspired by a yellow, square kitchen sponge to give his leading man a new look.
  • SpongeBob's personality is modeled after Pee-wee Herman, Stan Laurel, and Jerry Lewis? "He's not quite an adult, he's not quite a kid," SpongeBob's voice actor, Tom Kenny, explains it. So it's probably not surprising to learn that some of the most iconic comedians with boyish charm to spare inspired our favorite sea sponge!
  • SpongeBob's voice actor is married to Karen's voice actor IRL? Karen, Plankton's computer wife, is voiced by Jill Talley. She and Tom Kenny married in 1995.
  • SpongeBob is Barack Obama's favorite cartoon character? That's right! The former U.S. president (and father of two) once said that the vivacious yellow sponge was his favorite animated character. We have to agree!

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