Which The Tortured Poets Department Song Am I?

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You love The Tortured Poets Department, and it’s ruining your life! And while you may love Taylor Swift’s eleventh studio album, do you know what song you would be?

Answer these fun personality questions, and we’ll tell you which song from The Tortured Poets Department you’re most like.

Image of the album artwork for The Tortured Poets Department by Taylor Swift.

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Questions Overview

1. What are your goals?
  1. To find my true love and be happy.
  2. To improve my confidence and be the best version of myself.
  3. To travel the world and meet new people.
  4. To have fun and be spontaneous.
2. You and your partner broke up. How are you coping?
  1. I’m honestly not coping.
  2. I’m already planning my revenge.
  3. I’m leaning on my friends and family for support.
  4. I’m planning an adventure to take my mind off the pain.
3. What do you like most about yourself?
  1. My ability to love with all my heart.
  2. My resilience.
  3. My sense of humor.
  4. My sense of adventure.
4. If you could be any animal, what animal would you be?
  1. Horse
  2. Snake
  3. Butterfly
  4. Dolphin
5. Do you trust people easily?
  1. Yes, and unfortunately, I’ve trusted the wrong people.
  2. No. People have to earn my trust.
  3. Sometimes. It depends on who they are.
  4. Yes, unless I have a reason not to trust them.
6. What aspect of being famous appeals to you the most?
  1. Playing sold-out stadiums.
  2. Producing art that people relate to.
  3. Being able to support my family.
  4. Traveling the world.
7. What scares you the most?
  1. Having my heart broken.
  2. Being misunderstood.
  3. Losing people close to me.
  4. Being poor.
8. What do you value in a partner?
  1. Loyalty. I need someone who will stand by me.
  2. Honesty. I need someone willing to tell the trust no matter what.
  3. Kindness. I need someone kind-hearted and romantic.
  4. A sense of adventure. I need someone to match my free spirit.
9. Which of these Taylor Swift albums is your favorite?
  1. Taylor Swift
  2. Reputation
  3. 1989
  4. Red
10. What is your guilty pleasure?
  1. Singing in the shower.
  2. Dancing when no one is watching.
  3. Making silly faces in the mirror.
  4. Rewatching my favorite movie over and over again.
11. Where would you like to live?
  1. In a gorgeous country house.
  2. In an old Victorian mansion.
  3. In a chic apartment in the city.
  4. In a cottage by the ocean.

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A Brief Overview of The Tortured Poets Department

The Tortured Poets Department is Taylor Swift’s eleventh studio album. Released on April 19, 2024, this cathartic pop album features sixteen songs, with nineteen additional songs released for an extended double album track list. Being Swift’s longest album, The Tortured Poets Department is an anthology of a “fleeting and fatalistic moment in time.” The album features some of Swift’s heaviest and most thought-provoking lyrics yet, leaning into the academic theming and aesthetic.[1]

In 2025, The Tortured Poets Department won Pop Album of the Year at the iHeartRadio Music Awards and received numerous fan accolades and nominations.

And you probably already know, but here's the iconic tracklist:

  1. Fortnight (Ft. Post Malone)
  2. The Tortured Poets Department
  3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
  4. Down Bad
  5. So Long, London
  6. But Daddy I Love Him
  7. Fresh Out The Slammer
  8. Florida!!! (Ft. Florence + the Machine)
  9. Guilty as Sin?
  10. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?
  11. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
  12. loml
  13. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
  14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
  15. The Alchemy
  16. Clara Bow

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References

  1. ↑ Sofia Montañez. Taylor Swift Fandom Influencer. Expert Interview

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