Which Hogwarts Professor Hates You?

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You'd clearly be an amazing student at Hogwarts, but no matter how special you are, everyone's got that one professor they just wouldn't vibe with. Who would this be for you?

Would you butt heads with Professor Snape, like Harry? Professor Trelawney, like Hermione? Professor Umbridge, like pretty much everyone? Or someone else altogether? Hit that "Start Quiz" button to find out!

Professors McGonagall, Snape, and Umbridge in the film adaptation of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

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Questions Overview

1. Which Hogwarts house would the Sorting Hat place you in?
  1. Gryffindor. I'm bold, brave, and determined!
  2. Slytherin. I'm ambitious, resourceful, and cunning!
  3. Hufflepuff. I'm hardworking, kind, and reliable!
  4. Ravenclaw. I'm intelligent, witty, and creative!
2. What kind of thing would you get in trouble for at Hogwarts?
  1. Talking back to teachers.
  2. Sneaking off the grounds.
  3. Being late to class.
  4. Nothing! I wouldn't break the rules.
3. How do you usually act toward authority figures (like teachers)?
  1. I'm always respectful and obedient.
  2. I question them and rebel against them.
  3. I'll respect them, but only if they earn it.
4. Which of these Hogwarts classes do you think would be your favorite?
  1. Defense Against the Dark Arts
  2. Care of Magical Creatures
  3. History of Magic
  4. Transfiguration
  5. Charms
  6. Flying
5. Which of these personality traits do you value the most?
  1. Honesty! The truth means everything to me.
  2. Humility. I don't like people who are conceited!
  3. Kindness. I really don't vibe with rude people!
  4. Rationality. I like logical, level-headed people.
6. Which animal form do you think your Patronus would be?
  1. A powerful lion
  2. A majestic eagle
  3. A cute beaver
  4. A gentle deer
  5. A playful otter
  6. A clever fox
7. What teaching style do you like the most as a student?
  1. Direct and to-the-point, like Professor McGonagall.
  2. Encouraging and personal, like Professor Lupin.
  3. Laid-back and fun, like Hagrid.
  4. Wise and creative, like Professor Dumbledore.
8. Which of these things bothers you the most?
  1. Injustice. I always stand up for what's right.
  2. Boredom. Life is meant to be fun and exciting!
  3. Negativity. I'm all about optimism.
  4. Incompetence. You need to be good at your job.
9. Pick a student to sit next to in class:
  1. Harry Potter
  2. Ron Weasley
  3. Hermione Granger
  4. Draco Malfoy
  5. Luna Lovegood
  6. Neville Longbottom
  7. Fred Weasley
  8. Ginny Weasley
10. Which of these ~prohibited~ things would you sneak into Hogwarts with you?
  1. The Marauder's Map.
  2. An invisibility cloak.
  3. A pet that isn't allowed, like a Hippogriff or Niffler.
  4. Practical joke items from the Weasleys' joke shop.

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Which Hogwarts professor would hate me?

The professors at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry each have their own unique traits and characteristics, so they would like (and dislike) very different types of students. With this in mind, the professor who "hates" you actually reveals a lot about your unique personality! Here are the possible results, and what they might say about you:


Professor Snape
You're a bold, determined person with a super outspoken personality. We could easily see you butting heads with Professor Snape, who is equally strong-willed and opinionated! You're also not the kind of person who blindly accepts authority—you question the people in charge and want them to earn your respect, while Snape demands complete obedience at all times. With all this in mind, it seems like the two of you would get into quite a few scuffles, but you'd also grudgingly admire each other and recognize that you're actually pretty similar, deep down.

Professor Umbridge
You're an intelligent, pure-hearted person who would put yourself in harm's way to fight for what's right. You value truth and goodness above all else, and you aren't afraid to stand up to authority figures when they're doing something wrong. With all this in mind, it seems pretty clear that you wouldn't get along with Professor Umbridge. You'd be incredibly offended by her immoral actions, and she would be supremely annoyed by your strong sense of justice and willingness to call her out.

Professor Lockhart
You're a humble, kindhearted person who believes that all people are equally valuable in their own way. You're not won over by flashy or extravagant types, and you don't vibe with people who are full of themselves. With qualities like these, you'd definitely butt heads with Professor Lockhart! You'd see him as prideful and conceited, which would make it hard for you to respect him, and he wouldn't like the fact that you can easily see through his overly confident attitude.

Professor Trelawney
You're a logical, rational person who prefers the cold, hard facts. It's not that you don't believe in mystical things—it's just that you need pretty good proof to fully invest in them. With this in mind, we could easily see you butting heads with Professor Trelawney. Although a powerful Seer occasionally, her gift is pretty unpredictable, so she makes some, ahem, questionable predictions at times. You're the kind of person who would definitely give her pushback on this, so she'd probably see you as a bit of a thorn in her side.

Professor McGonagall
You're a fun-loving, adventurous person who can't help but break the rules sometimes. You don't mean any harm by it—it's just that you want to live a life filled with risk and excitement! These qualities would make you totally beloved among your fellow students, but it would be pretty annoying for Professor McGongagall, who believes deeply in following rules. She wouldn't hate you necessarily (she's too fair and goodhearted to hate anyone!), but your flagrant disregard for the rules would definitely exasperate her.

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