How Much Do You Mog?

Take this quiz to see if you're all that!

"Mogging" is when you outdo someone, particularly in the looks department, and in this world, it's mog or get mogged. Which side are you on? Ready to find out?

Give your honest answers to a few simple questions, and we'll tell you honestly how hard you mog.

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Questions Overview

1. When you hold eye contact with someone, who usually looks away first?
  1. They do.
  2. I do.
  3. I avoid eye contact.
  4. It's like 50-50.
2. Have you ever stared at yourself in the mirror for at least 5 minutes?
  1. Looking in the mirror is my favorite pastime. I could do it all day.
  2. Sure, now and then. I like to admire the merchandise.
  3. Not really. People do that?
  4. I avoid mirrors 🥀
3. You'd say your bone structure is:
  1. Great
  2. Decent
  3. Nothing special
4. A supermodel winks at you. How do you react?
  1. Wink right back. Maybe throw in a little wave.
  2. Smile and look away. That's intense.
  3. Blush, bumble, and spill my drink, probably.
5. What's your go-to face for a photo?
  1. A normal smile. Classic!
  2. A steely, smoldering stare.
  3. Something silly, like sticking my tongue out.
  4. No photos, please. I'm allergic.
6. Which of your "cards" will never decline? (Or, which part of you is most likely to mog someone?)
  1. My face card
  2. My body card
  3. My brain card
  4. My personality card
7. How tall are you?
  1. Pretty tall
  2. Average
  3. Pretty short
8. How do you usually sit?
  1. Ankles crossed
  2. Knees crossed
  3. Knees pushed together
  4. Knees spread apart
  5. Some other way
9. What's your face shape? (Take your best guess)
  1. Oval or round
  2. Square or rectangle
  3. Triangle or diamond
  4. Heart
10. Can you remember the last time someone asked you for style tips, like where you got a clothing item or how you do your hair?
  1. Totally. It happens all the time, like at least once a week!
  2. Sure, I can remember, but it doesn't happen very often.
  3. I can't really remember, but it's probably happened.

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What is mogging, anyway?

What does mog mean?
“Mogging” is internet slang that describes the act of dominating or beating another person, particularly when it comes to appearances and fitness. To “mog” someone means to show them up.

Where did mogging come from?
Unfortunately, the word originated in the male pickup artist space online, which sort of makes sense. It was originally “AMOG,” which means “alpha male of the group.” You can probably guess, but these aren’t the healthiest online spaces, and the word wasn’t exactly a nice term when it was coined. But somewhere around 2021, the word broke containment and spread to other parts of the internet, and now it’s common slang.

Is mogging a bad thing?
Only if you take it seriously. Some people online actually believe you can “mog” someone, and that it makes you better than others, but that’s just not true. As a fun bit of slang to use to tease your friends, it’s pretty harmless. But if you’re actually serious about trying to out-alpha other people, you might need to take a few deep breaths and ask yourself why that’s your priority in life. 🥀

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