The twink-daddy spectrum is one of science's greatest mysteries, but we've cracked the code, and we can tell you exactly where you fall on the scale.
Answer a few questions about your appearance and personality, and we'll tell you if, both physically and spiritually, you're more twink or daddy.

Questions Overview
- Younger than 18
- 18-29
- 30-50
- 51+
- None.
- A bit.
- A lot.
- Yeah, but I shave or wax it.
- Nope! I'm clean-shaven.
- I've got some stubble.
- I'm in my mustache era.
- I'm bearded up!
- Lady Gaga
- Britney Spears
- Ariana Grande
- Beyoncé
- Stocky
- Trim
- Built
- Slim
- Iced.
- Black.
- With a bit of cream and/or sugar.
- No coffee for me, thanks.
- Totally. I'm not afraid to shoot my shot.
- Maybe, if they're cute enough!
- Not really. I'd rather wait for them to come to me.
- Not a bit!
- Some, but I dye it back.
- Sure, and I'm proud of it!
- I'm bald.
- Professional
- Varsity chic
- Artcore
- Flannelmaxxing
- Electric scooter
- Classic truck
- Motorcycle
- Public transportation
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The Twink vs. Daddy Spectrum
If you've been around the queerer corners of the internet (or the IRL culture), you're probably familiar with the twink-daddy paradigm. Essentially, they're body types that describe a person's features. Twinks are youthful and lithe, while daddies are bulkier and more mature. For this quiz, we place you on the physical twink-daddy spectrum, but also tell you which vibe you give off. Here's what your potential results mean:
Physically Twink
You lean into the twink side of the physical spectrum, meaning that instead of being large, hairy, and hulky, you're more of a petite person who's probably mostly lacking in body hair. This is the truest sense of the word twink, which is really just about body types.
Spiritually Twink
You're youthful, energetic, a bit mischievous, and ready to take the world on, and maybe get into some mischief while you're at it.
Physically Daddy
You lean into the daddy side of the physical spectrum, meaning that you're someone who takes up space and is proud of it! You're hunkier, stronger, and probably have a good bit of body hair, though that's not required.
Spiritually Daddy
You're mature, experienced, and self-assured. You're assertive and take control, and tend to be a bit dominant, whereas twinks are more youthful and energetic.
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