Q&A for How to Good Roasts

When someone calls you stupid, a common and effective approach is to deliver a witty and clever comeback. This allows you to turn the tables with humor and confidence, aligning with the idea of a "good roast."

Consider that they might be processing information differently, or you could rephrase your message. Strive to make your words clear, concise, and easy to follow.

You can suggest their roast is unoriginal, perhaps by implying they are reusing old jokes or found them online.

In my experience, when your faith encourages good conduct, you might choose to respectfully decline to participate in the banter or gently shift the focus of the conversation.

When someone bullies your friend, you should calmly and confidently call out their behavior, avoiding cruelty, to show that disrespect will not be tolerated.

You can respond with a direct retort like, 'I'm a THERIAN, you idiotic muppet.' If the interaction escalates or you feel overwhelmed, you always have the option to disengage.

You could respond, "At least my parents wanted me. Yours are probably just counting down the days until you're 18 so they never have to see you again."

Here are several examples of harsh roasts you might consider: "I don't just want it to rain on you, I want a tsunami to wipe you out!" or "Roses are red, Mr. Clean is bald, you are twins, both bald." Another option is "You're so ugly, even Bob Ross would call you a mistake." A final suggestion: "Two wrongs don't make a right; take your parents, for instance."

Honestly, try saying, 'Thanks, I love Coco's dog!' However, if you do not like the dog, you could say, 'Thanks, I was trying to look cool! Like you today!'

You could respond with a witty comeback like, "Oh, thanks, I was trying to look like you today," or simply say, "So?" to disarm them.

You could respond with, “I don’t need a man. It’s a pity you need a girl to make you feel validated.”